Monday, November 28, 2005

Oyster Card Sucks

Yes, you read it right, London's transit fare payment card - Oyster card - sold by the Transport for London for use on most transport systems is a highly dysfunctional transit card system!


Today I experienced the 2nd failed attempt at picking up my online purchase which is supposed to be waiting for collection from the swipe machine located outside the DLR station I commute from.

Theoretically, commuters should be able to have a hassle free experience i.e. not have to queue up to purchase tickets anymore as you can do your purchases online. On top of that, commuters can store up to more than 2 types of travel cards on this card i.e. 1 one week travelcard + (X)£ worth of pre-paid value + 2nd one week travelcard.

This card, which is taking over paper tickets is proving to frustrate users!!! Oh, I'm absolutely certain there's more than one - read Oyster Card Sucks and Oyster Card Sucks II

Here's the story:
I made a purchase for a 1 week travel card online last Saturday, and tried to pick up later on by swiping the card on the card reader. Being a piece of supposely intellitent technology, the reader can only show you how much you have left on the card when you swipe upon entering the station, and beeps loudy when the card doesn't work. It doesn't however tell you when you try to swipe it against the reader if you've successfully picked up the card!

From my previous failed attempt, and in order to check if the card has picked up the new 1 week travel card, I have learnt to double check my card balance online on the same day. But no, it didn't work! Being a patient user of stressful technology (trust me, London seem to make things more stressful than necessary), I attempted picking up the 1 week travel card again this morning on the way to work. This time, I couldn't check it until I got to a computer to go online. And by the time I passed the gates through to the station near work, I already discovered that it didn't work. The reason being that the Oyster card was 'clever' enough to show how much balance you have on the card from your pre-paid value.

This is just the beginning of the story:
The above are not the only flaws in this card system. The husband and I have both been in situations where the Oyster card - supposedly smart travel card - didn't know how to close the transaction because we have forgotten to swipe in and out when travelling to a which didn't have ticket barriers, but returning to a station that has one. The best examples of barrier-less stations are DLR stations. The next thing you know is that you'd end up with a bigger amount taken away from your pre-paid value if you're only on pre-pay as the 'intelligent card' cannot comprehend an unfinished route, and thus compute and charge you more than a normal travel card that only costs £4.70. Rip off.

To top up with all the dysfunctional flaws, they have this customer help line that further frustrates users.

Imagine this:
You are a disgruntled commuter who's been charged more than the regular amount for a travel card, and try to approach a ticket assistant at a tube station to get a refund. But no it's not as straight forward as that. The ticket assistant gives you a number to call for all Oyster card related transactions (all apart from ticket sales). So then when you get home and have some time, you pick up the phone to call the helpline hoping that you'd get through. But after a long automated answering cue to get you to press option 1 (for adult Oyster card) + option 3 (for refund and bla bla), you land yourself to the last reply that say 'Sorry our helpline officers are not able to pick up your call. Our office hours are from 08:00 to 20:00'. The frustration builds up, and over time it turns into stress. Why? Oh well, the next day when you try to call again, you'd end up in a longer queue, you'd be on the phone waiting 15 minutes or more before a helpline assistant finally picks up your call.

I think Oyster card has a big usability issue that needs to be answered. So for the time being, I have decided that 'Oyster Card SUCKS'!

End of story? Nope, there's more!

Well maybe you think I can decide to abandon it and go back to paper tickets. Ha! Yes, if only I go with daily travel cards that costs £4.70 (for off peak hours) or £6 and up (for rush hour). However, most of the time I travel during rush hours - so no go. To save up on travel costs, one would be wise to purchase a weekly travel card that costs £21.40. But the Transport for London authorities have decided to abolish all sales of one week travel cards in the form of paper tickets, they are all in Oyster Card now. So all one week travel card users are forced to use this new system.

What do you think? Does Oyster Card suck big time? I certainly think so.

You might come to conclude that my ramblings are trivial. However do read more about a less frustrated but more rational analysis of the Oyster Software design problem before making your judgement.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Birthday Treat

The husband grew one year older. His request for his birthday was to have a fruit glazed cake. Yes, a birthday cake!

Err... that request sort of got me into thinking if I can really make a birthday cake. Jeeze... what a test the husband has set me.

Oh well, being the DDA who boasts herself for being rather resourceful and creative, I set myself about to find a recipe. No, I didn't go about doing it the old fashioned way - call my mum or aunts up for a cake recipe. Hee hee, nowadays Google is the next best thing when you live miles away from your nearest relatives and closer network of friends. Truth is, the first thing that came to mind when I needed a recipe and plan for a birthday cake, the instinctive thing was to google it up!

Thinking about it, technology is taking over human relations!!! AAAAHHHHHHH... oh well, life goes on.

So here is the cake making process and the final product.


I was rather pleased that the cake came out not only looking all right, but also edible. But of course, there is still loads of room for improvement. As the saying goes - practice makes perfect.

*Psst* (in a whisper) - this is not the most perfect cake in fact. Why? Oh well... there's a little trick to it. If you're curious about this, I'll post the cheat sheet recipe on Keittokirja.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Busy preparing for Christmas?

London starts to put on more layers. The days gets shorter, and temperature drops. You start to hear people's chat up line change to 'it's a rather crisp morning eh?', or 'it's cold outside!'.

Even if you don't watch TV, but listen to it, you can tell that Christmas is getting nearer when you hear those loud advertisements shouting - 'get your xxx XXX this Christmas!...'. Oh why do they have to convince you to buy something for someone on Christmas? Can you not make something for someone? There is this movement called the 'BuyNothingChristmas' act, I thought it is rather interesting. They even made a song to promote this movement! Well, somehow the 'less is more' idea is rather attractive. But how well will it go in practice? Hmm...

At work, they are giving employees free flu jabs. Since it's free, I jumped the queue and took a jab. 'Ouch!... err... will I get any reactions from this jab?' I asked the nurse. 'Oh, only flu like symptoms - headache, fever, cold.... blahblah... lasts about 24hours...' said the nurse. Oh well, it doesn't sound that bad I guess? Just that I've chosen to fall ill voluntarily. How silly! Now... I do feel a dull headache. Not good I suppose considering I'm only just about recovering from a cold.

Speaking about falling sick. Do you ever wonder why you always miss home when you are ill? Or is this just me again?

Right! Better get my act together and carry out some DDA-ly chores. *blah*! What else? Christmas gift and card list making.

Monday, November 14, 2005

TV licence

Bladeehell! Can you believe that you'd have to pay a fee to watch TV?!!! £125.50 per year for a stupid colour TV licence!

DDA is very grumpy about this. Maybe we should just stop watching TV.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

London Scene

More scenes of London whilst we were doing our strolls...


The Tower Bridge


The Royal Court of Justice

Pies Galore

We found this little pie house in Cutty Sark - Goddards Pie House. The unassuming shop, tucked in along the high street has a nice window display of the selection of yummy-licious looking pies they sell. Apparently they have a long history of serving pies in this area since 1890. No wonder the pies taste super yumm!!!





We ended up taking away a Chicken & Mushroom Pie, and a Cornish Pastie. Simply fabulous tasting!

The Temple Church

This is the church illustrated in a book by Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code. A ficticious book it may be, but the attractive part of Dan Brown's books are that they are based on real places and things.

We were on a weekend tour guiding stroll along Fleet Street near the Strand. Then the husband mentioned that we were actually very near the Temple vicinity, where the Temple Church is actually located. So then we went hunting for the church. Not so easy to locate if you're not familiar with the area, but we found it after running around into a few wrong corners.


The exterior of Temple Church


Temple Church Interior


Temple Church Interior


Temple Church - Organ Pipes


Temple Church exterior surrounding

Past Life Analysis

Seeing Mushi's past life analysis, I became curious and went to check mine too... so here it is.

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 550.

Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Do you remember now?

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